Lord God! What has happened to your rich children’s canned soups? Uh! Uh! Uh! Part 2

By Dr. Jacquelyn Simmons

Dear Lord our Heavenly Father, this child of Yours hopefully opened another can of Your soup-same company-different kind. I had prayerfully hoped that the contents of that can would taste better, but alas no better. The can of soup was “dwarf size” as had been the previous discussed can and priced higher, also.

I guess Your company thought to pretend to comply with its label by including one piece of meat which looked and tasted like an eraser on one of Your writing pencils-only much smaller in size, of course.

It appears that after You told some of Your children as leaders to give us some of Your funds labeled “stimulus checks”, they hurriedly made asinine plans to return Your allotted funds to themselves by increasing prices on everything You had instructed them to produce and distribute to Your unfortunate children. Alas, but to no avail.

Each time You forced them to distribute Your “stimulus checks”, they have increased the prices of Your goods and services to confiscate your funds, their prices remain higher and Your check monies are gone.

This means, many of Your children are “worse off” than they were before Your “stimulus checks” distributions due to higher prices, less products, and no funds to purchase them and exceedingly high bank accounts for Your rich children.

Lord, please have mercy on us all!!! The contents of the aforementioned different can of soup barely covered the bottom of an average size cereal bowl and included a strange looking liquid, one small piece of meat described earlier and some yellowish strange tasting juice.

After prayerfully consuming it, I still needed food for breakfast. Soooo, I decided to add a bowl of cereal to my menu. Its qualification as an edible bowl of cereal did not measure its title as cereal as Your previous bowl of soup did not represent the title, soup.

As is the custom for my bowls of that cereal, I always added sugar to try and fashion” some type of enjoyment plan for my breakfast.

Well Lord, the small amount of cereal supposedly a normal bowl amount was no better in size, plus sugar which tasted to me like flour performed the same way. I finally discarded the idea of sweetening it and decided between the two menus. I finally decide to give up and gave up!!!”

Lord, please rescue us from your self-appointment rich children.

In Jesus’ Name, Your child is praying to You. Amen! Amen!! Amen!!!

Love,
Jacquelyn Simmons