By Julius Brown
6th Grade
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Hey there, readers! Julius Brown here. This week, I’ve been thinking a lot about what it means to be a kid these days. You know, the joys, the struggles, the video games – all that good stuff. So, let’s dive in!
First up, let’s talk about every kid’s favorite holiday: Labor Day. It’s over, but it’s still on my mind.
Now, you might be wondering, “Julius, why would kids care about a holiday that’s all about work?” Well, let me tell you, it’s not about the labor – it’s about the lack of it!
You see, Labor Day is like a surprise vacation day right when school’s getting started. It’s that magical Monday when kids get to stay home, let our brains take a breather, and do what we do best – play Fortnite until or thumbs go numb. But here’s the kicker: the fun doesn’t stop there. The next day, we go back to school and often get treated to a nice, easy lesson about the holiday.
Now, speaking of school, I’ve been trying to get the scoop on what students really think about their daily grind. Turns out, it’s not all bad!
Sure, when you mention school, the first thing that pops into most kids’ minds is “hard work.” We groan about difficult subjects. Some even complain about headaches – though between you and me, I think that’s just their way of trying to get out of math class.
But here’s the surprise: kids don’t entirely dislike school. Shocking, I know! They actually enjoy making friends and, believe it or not, sometimes we even have fun learning things. Oh, and we can’t forget about school lunch. Now, I’m not saying it’s bad, but… okay, yeah, I’m saying it’s bad. I think the lunch ladies have a secret mission to remove anything that might make the food taste good.
Before I go, let me hit you with the latest trends in kid culture. These days, it’s all about Eminem’s “Houdini” blasting through earbuds, abstract art splattering classroom walls, and memes featuring someone called “Giga Chad” (parents, don’t ask).
The book everyone’s talking about? “Dog Man.” Move over, Shakespeare, there’s a new literary hero in town, and he’s part dog, part man, all awesome. And if you’re looking for the hottest animal, forget those sleek jungle cats. It’s all about the fat ginger housecat, lounging on the sofa like it owns the place (which, let’s be honest, it probably does).
And there you have it, folks – a peek into the world of kids today. Being a kid might look like all fun and games, but let me tell you, it’s hard work. We’ll struggle through it; someone’s got to play all those video games and read all those Dog Man books, right?
Until next time, this is Julius Brown, reminding you to stay cool, stay in school, and don’t get caught sneaking a cookie from the cookie jar.
